IF YOU STARE AT THESE PHOTOS LONG ENOUGH YOU WILL NOTICE THERE ARE SHERIFF'S DEPUTIES IN BOTH PICUTRES!

For you non-football types that's Maurice Clarett in the first picture (former OSU football player) and Marcus Vick in the second photo (former VT football player).

I have decided that one of my 2006 New Year's resolutions should be to pass on sage advice whenever possible. So for my first item under the heading of "Sage Advice" I would recommend the following:

"The Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship"

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is great in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's VERY, VERY important that these four women don't know each other.